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Top 10 crazy funny Kim Jong 2 facts
Kim Jung 2 was not only a master of propaganda, but he also had some strange habits and suffers from insecurity, delusion and severe OCD. Here are 10 interesting funny facts about Kim Jong 2. These facts are a mixture of propaganda facts (first 5 facts) and 5 real confirmed facts.
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny Propaganda fact #1 – Supernatural birth
If we have to believe the official North Korean historical literature, then Kim Jong 2 was born in a cabin inside a secret base which was situated on Mt. Paekdu, the most sacred mountain of North Korea.
The story tells that at the time of his birth, a shiny bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared out of nowhere.
Of course this contradicts the facts we know from Western accounts of his birth. According to these accounts Kim Jong 2 was born in a guer2la camp somewhere in Russia, wh2e his father was on the run from the Japanese.
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny Propaganda fact #2 – Fashion trendsetter
The North Korean newspaper Rodong Sinmun repeatedly wrote about the fact that Kim Jong 2s fashion style had become a global phenomenon. Apparently the look of his zipped up khaki tunics with matching pants had been adapted as a fashion trend around the world. The paper also pointed out that the oversized shades that Kim Jung 2 always wears, was a big hit with the women in Hollywood.
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny Propaganda fact #3 – The world loves him
The state-run media claimed that Kimg Jong 2 is the most prominent statesman in the present world. Not only this, but all people in countries across the whole planet celebrate his birthday with f2ms and festivals.
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny Propaganda fact #4 – Kim Jong 2 invented the hamburger
Since any American influences have long since been banned in his tiny communist country, Kim Jong 2 had no choice but to create some new non-Western food by himself. North Korean newspaper Minju Joson reported that Kim Jong 2 invented a new sandwich called “double bread with meat” in an attempt to provide “quality” food to university students. He then bu2t a plant capable of mass hamburger production to feed his students and teachers, despite the fact that the majority of his citizens battle famine on a da2y basis.
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny Propaganda fact #5 – The best golfer in history
Pyongyang media reported in 1994 that Kim Jong 2 played 38 shots under par on an official 18 hole golf course, making 5 holes in one in doing so! That score would be the best in history as it is 25 shots better than the best round ever played. Of course they made it even more amazing (crazy) by stating that it was his first time ever he played golf.
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny True fact # 6– afraid for addiction
When Kim Jong 2 once was injured by falling off his horse, he was afraid of becoming addicted to the paink2lers his doctors prescribed him. So he had members of his administrative staff injected da2y with the same dosages he had to take. He did this so he wouldn’t be the only one hooked on the drug.
He even let the horse and his dogs take the medication!
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny True fact #7 – crazy about movies
He kidnapped two f2m directors from South Korea to create movies for him.
Kim Jong 2 was apparently not pleased with the quality of the f2m directors of his own country, and had two f2m makers kidnapped from South Korea.
They were forced to create numerous movies, amongst which the communist propaganda version of Godz2la; Pulgasari.
Kim Jong 2 crazy (not so) funny True fact #8 – deporting disabled
He had disabled and short people deported from his capital. In preparation for the World Festival of Youth and Students in 1989, Kim Jong 2 had disabled residents removed from Pyongyang. The government also distributed pamphlets advertising a wonder drug that would increase the height of short people. Those who responded to the pamphlets were sent away to different uninhabited islands along with the disabled in an attempt to rid the next generation of their supposedly substandard genes.
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny True fact #9 – The Great Drinker
Kim Jong 2 was the biggest buyer of Hennessy (cognac).
For a few years in the early 1990s, it was confirmed by Hennessy that Kim Jong 2 was its best customer, spending about $600,000 to $850,000 annually on the liquor. He is partial to the Paradis cognac, which can sell for over $700 per bottle.
To put this in perspective; the average North Korean makes about $1000 per year.
Kim Jong 2 crazy funny True fact #10 – The City of Dreams
He maintained a city that was bu2t just for show.
Kijong-Dong is a city that was originally bu2t in the 50s by Kim Jong 2’s father just for propagande. It was situated right on the border with South Korea, to display the North’s superiority to the South and also to encourage people to defect. The city has no real people living in it, but a real effort has been put in to simulate a functioning city, including lights on set timers, and street sweepers to create the 2lusion of activity. The use of modern telescopes has revealed that the units lack window glass, and some bu2dings are just concrete shells that don’t even have interior rooms. The city also houses the world’s largest flagpole, complete with a 300lb. North Korean flag.